Monday, January 30, 2012

So rude!

I have been on this pof thing for a couple months now and you still haven't said hi. Are you normally that rude? ;)

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Le Petite Muridae: Oh wait. I get it. The winky face means you're kidding. HA! I just.. no. 
Really?



Wednesday, January 25, 2012

"Take it as a compliment"

Are you real/ available, if so I can uplaod some pics and whatnot, I am just not really seeing many quality people on here worth chasing after....so take it as a compliment, you are one of the few girls on here that actually are appealing to me.


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Le Petite Muridae: Uh.. thanks.. no thanks. So glad I passed the "test". "So take it as a compliment", or else you'll beat me with your online identity?  Really I can't stress this enough, please please please please please learn to use punctuation. Even if you're going to insult me.

Monday, January 23, 2012

Oh married fetlife men...

i am married..., 2 brat daughters in their 20's... i'm well known in my community, mid-50's...rich on my south alabama horse ranch... i need your discipline..


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Le Petite Muridae: Oh sweetie.. Where do we start? PUNCTUATION.  Hey, I'm a fan of the "..." pause. It's actually a good way to imply pause in conversation. However. Don't use it.. after.. every.. fucking.. sentence. 
Rich on my south alabama horse ranch. Well I guess that's sort of tempting. If I was cool with the 2 brat daughters in their 20's. Ah hum.. NEXT!

Friday, January 20, 2012

Judgement much?

Him: "HAHAHAHHAHA YOU SO GREAT POLYAMORY SO GOOD 
SO GOOD 
WONDERFUL PRETTY LIFE! SO GOOD"

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Lascivious Knickers:  "Ummm... so I have to admit, I was contemplating not responding to this message (which is rare for me), but after taking a quick peek at your profile (which is usually against my personal policy of only looking at profiles after I've responded) and noticed that despite your message having only one punctuation mark and absolutely nothing lowercase, your profile is well written syntactically. 

So... in short... I'm baffled... Please explain... This complete contradiction has intrigued me..."

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No response... ever...  *shrug*