Bewbs

Here's a quoted conversation:


Him: still got those boobs?
Him: bewbz pweez


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Le Petite Muridae: What are we 12? Christ even teenagers passing notes have more fucking class than this. TRY HARDER. 

The IceBreaker

Ok, you've found a cute girl. You're ready to message her. Now is the time for you to think of a witty, unique icebreaker. Oh! Funny idea, lets start with something sarcastic she'll find you a to be a master of wit.... ... ... here's how not to do it...


"I’m 23. Just got out of prison. Looking for a sugar mama age 18-50. I have a tiny penis and I live in my parent’s basement. I got kicked out of school. Lost my job as a male prostitute. And soon enough I’ll probably be living on the streets. I have no car, have no income. All I have left are my narcissistic tendencies and highly arrogant attitude to believe I’m much better than you are. "
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Le Petite Muridae: He went on to say.. haha just kidding I have a car etc etc. Oh that's.. great, I have absolutely no interest in talking you now. -_-

So rude!

I have been on this pof thing for a couple months now and you still haven't said hi. Are you normally that rude? ;)

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Le Petite Muridae: Oh wait. I get it. The winky face means you're kidding. HA! I just.. no. 
Really?

"Take it as a compliment"

Are you real/ available, if so I can uplaod some pics and whatnot, I am just not really seeing many quality people on here worth chasing after....so take it as a compliment, you are one of the few girls on here that actually are appealing to me.


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Le Petite Muridae: Uh.. thanks.. no thanks. So glad I passed the "test". "So take it as a compliment", or else you'll beat me with your online identity?  Really I can't stress this enough, please please please please please learn to use punctuation. Even if you're going to insult me.

Oh married fetlife men...

i am married..., 2 brat daughters in their 20's... i'm well known in my community, mid-50's...rich on my south alabama horse ranch... i need your discipline..


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Le Petite Muridae: Oh sweetie.. Where do we start? PUNCTUATION.  Hey, I'm a fan of the "..." pause. It's actually a good way to imply pause in conversation. However. Don't use it.. after.. every.. fucking.. sentence. 
Rich on my south alabama horse ranch. Well I guess that's sort of tempting. If I was cool with the 2 brat daughters in their 20's. Ah hum.. NEXT!

Judgement much?

Him: "HAHAHAHHAHA YOU SO GREAT POLYAMORY SO GOOD 

SO GOOD 
WONDERFUL PRETTY LIFE! SO GOOD"

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Lascivious Knickers:  "Ummm... so I have to admit, I was contemplating not responding to this message (which is rare for me), but after taking a quick peek at your profile (which is usually against my personal policy of only looking at profiles after I've responded) and noticed that despite your message having only one punctuation mark and absolutely nothing lowercase, your profile is well written syntactically. 

So... in short... I'm baffled... Please explain... This complete contradiction has intrigued me..."

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No response... ever...  *shrug*